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Monday, 4 February 2008
Exclusive: Almighty Allah's letter to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Right before the dawn BBC fake NEWS team received a well-packaged parcel.
the mailing address is :
"To Mr.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
Presidential Palace of Tehran,
Islamic Republic of Iran"
And the sender: Almighty Allah of Heaven
Gosh! It's just huge, so in no time we contacted Mr.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, with his permission we have an exclusive show beamed publicizing the letter content, and here it is
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Oh my dear child
Haven't seen you in a blue moon, I miss you sooooo much! It's thrilling to read your last letter, you're too pious and polite. But I guess casual tone works better between us, so next time don't be formal. don't call me "Almighty something", just Allah please. Okay?
Now tell me, is everything going alright? I know, I know, running a country is astronomically more energy-consuming than feeding family. Rest assure you're the apple of my eye, you're blessed!
I'm so proud of you. You're really something now, back then you're only a slum kid. Nobody saw you when you're invisible, now everybody goes after you. what do people call you in Iran? "Your Majesty" or "Mr.President"?
I heard You're blogging! That's just incredible!! Well well, its a little bit mind-boggling for the world to see a conservative like you to embrace the technology of bitchy Christians and Zionists, (Sorry, be religious correct next time). I'm not net-savvy but I do come online every so often, uploading photos onto flickr.com, having Wikipedia as consul and I run a heaven channel on Youtube, now the most clicked site on earth. what a magic virtual life!
However I have to complain a bit, you know what? I hit a wall whenever I surf Internet here in your land. I can't access to flickr, youtube, blogspot, you name it, where are they? Some of your men told me in secret that you blocked them all, Oh God forbidden, tell me you won't. I try so hard to persuade them to believe that only an insane guy would actually do that. "How can you expect a man who himself is a huge blogging fan to actually bar his beloved people from enjoying blogging" I said to them. My child, don't take that groundless suspicion too serious, you just tell them
"Even Almighty Allah is on MSN."
Those who're conceiving to snuff out Internet in the name of purifying Islamic culture won't prevail if we the enlightened start to act!
You also surprised me by not deleting your enemy's comment on blog front-page, that comment begins with "You're an evil leader....", For God's sake, how can he defame you in such way, I couldn't bear it, could you? However I think we both have to bear mounting critisms. muffling dissents is not the way we Islams do business. To delete or not, that is a question, I'm so glad you had a perfect answer! Some Islamists pretend to be liberal, there's nothing beneath their gilded but fragile cover of freedom and democracy.
Btw, you haven't told me which music genre are you in, to me, I'm okay with most genres, of course, rock music is NOT my favorite. I haven't heard Iran singing for a pretty while, only occasionally from the underground, how come? I'd recommend you some video clips on Youtube produced by Iranian talented artists, they're damn good, kudos to them, you may check them out, oh sorry, you don't know English, thats sad, but its okay I will urge Youtube to work out Persian version asap!
My herald sent to your land came back yesterday and told me you're a bit under weather, I'm kinda worried. you said you are having tough time with the opposition at home, what I more concerned about is -- are you bullied by the west, I told you not to set fire on their yard, those western neighbors are not so friendly but at least we can live peacefully, you don't have to befriend them but don's make enemies, they're brawny, remember Iraqi war? sometimes we can even work with the west on more important agenda such as climate change. Oh yes, you talked about the sucking winter in Iran, I would make you assured that the catastrophic blizzard is not due to meteorological weapon designed by Zionists aimed to wipe Islam out of map, this time you're indeed paranoid.
I've read a few pieces of news covering energy shortage in your land, please send my sympathy to your people., but I'm confused -- Iran is bestowed with natural gas and crude oil, why do you have to suffer this, no refinery? international sanction? oh come on, tell me boy, why not building refineries then everything is done? I'm not so into human science but it seems that an uranium enrichment project is far more sophisticate than a refinery, isn't it?
Alright, that's all in my mind, I wish you well, boy!
Yours
Almighty Allah
the mailing address is :
"To Mr.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
Presidential Palace of Tehran,
Islamic Republic of Iran"
And the sender: Almighty Allah of Heaven
Gosh! It's just huge, so in no time we contacted Mr.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, with his permission we have an exclusive show beamed publicizing the letter content, and here it is
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh my dear child
Haven't seen you in a blue moon, I miss you sooooo much! It's thrilling to read your last letter, you're too pious and polite. But I guess casual tone works better between us, so next time don't be formal. don't call me "Almighty something", just Allah please. Okay?
Now tell me, is everything going alright? I know, I know, running a country is astronomically more energy-consuming than feeding family. Rest assure you're the apple of my eye, you're blessed!
I'm so proud of you. You're really something now, back then you're only a slum kid. Nobody saw you when you're invisible, now everybody goes after you. what do people call you in Iran? "Your Majesty" or "Mr.President"?
I heard You're blogging! That's just incredible!! Well well, its a little bit mind-boggling for the world to see a conservative like you to embrace the technology of bitchy Christians and Zionists, (Sorry, be religious correct next time). I'm not net-savvy but I do come online every so often, uploading photos onto flickr.com, having Wikipedia as consul and I run a heaven channel on Youtube, now the most clicked site on earth. what a magic virtual life!
However I have to complain a bit, you know what? I hit a wall whenever I surf Internet here in your land. I can't access to flickr, youtube, blogspot, you name it, where are they? Some of your men told me in secret that you blocked them all, Oh God forbidden, tell me you won't. I try so hard to persuade them to believe that only an insane guy would actually do that. "How can you expect a man who himself is a huge blogging fan to actually bar his beloved people from enjoying blogging" I said to them. My child, don't take that groundless suspicion too serious, you just tell them
"Even Almighty Allah is on MSN."
Those who're conceiving to snuff out Internet in the name of purifying Islamic culture won't prevail if we the enlightened start to act!
You also surprised me by not deleting your enemy's comment on blog front-page, that comment begins with "You're an evil leader....", For God's sake, how can he defame you in such way, I couldn't bear it, could you? However I think we both have to bear mounting critisms. muffling dissents is not the way we Islams do business. To delete or not, that is a question, I'm so glad you had a perfect answer! Some Islamists pretend to be liberal, there's nothing beneath their gilded but fragile cover of freedom and democracy.
Btw, you haven't told me which music genre are you in, to me, I'm okay with most genres, of course, rock music is NOT my favorite. I haven't heard Iran singing for a pretty while, only occasionally from the underground, how come? I'd recommend you some video clips on Youtube produced by Iranian talented artists, they're damn good, kudos to them, you may check them out, oh sorry, you don't know English, thats sad, but its okay I will urge Youtube to work out Persian version asap!
My herald sent to your land came back yesterday and told me you're a bit under weather, I'm kinda worried. you said you are having tough time with the opposition at home, what I more concerned about is -- are you bullied by the west, I told you not to set fire on their yard, those western neighbors are not so friendly but at least we can live peacefully, you don't have to befriend them but don's make enemies, they're brawny, remember Iraqi war? sometimes we can even work with the west on more important agenda such as climate change. Oh yes, you talked about the sucking winter in Iran, I would make you assured that the catastrophic blizzard is not due to meteorological weapon designed by Zionists aimed to wipe Islam out of map, this time you're indeed paranoid.
I've read a few pieces of news covering energy shortage in your land, please send my sympathy to your people., but I'm confused -- Iran is bestowed with natural gas and crude oil, why do you have to suffer this, no refinery? international sanction? oh come on, tell me boy, why not building refineries then everything is done? I'm not so into human science but it seems that an uranium enrichment project is far more sophisticate than a refinery, isn't it?
Alright, that's all in my mind, I wish you well, boy!
Yours
Almighty Allah
Friday, 1 February 2008
This Week On Screen with Yuri Izumo
Good evening, everyone, now "This week On Screen", bought to you by BBC fake NEWS. Our program would not be here without our local sponsors so we start by saying thanks.------------------------------------------------------------------------
The screen hit doldrums but new season of "No Movie For a Time" made a comeback, exhilarating huge fans, breathing in fresh air into the faltering flick industries and made a buzz among movie makers and play writers.
It is hailed as a great introspection work scooping out the ill psyche of human being, but some critics say this is just a naive, biased, and ridiculous interpretation of the world through dismal eyes of playwriter Alexander Tenses. Remember Alexander wrote In the show -- "Our days are counted because of cowards of our time", implicitly referring to those big shots who are ready to bow down to Aliens, that words could be offending to some as "Allah is cursed" is to Muslims.
Just now we talked to Alexander Tenses over the phone and this is what he has to respond.
"......those cowards in my blacklist is natural to be critics, they have done something underhand, they want secrets covered up, they standed out as if they were defending for human nature and our dignity, its nothing to do with dignity, what's the point of the human dignity without human conscience? This move, I hope is the voice-carrier of the brave mass who are stranded in the world of confusion and deceit, but never walk in trepidation to face alien threats."
That is Alexander Tenses, the screenplay writer of blockbuster "No Movie for a Time", the movie's debut was in 2007 when the global panic over aliens firstly spreaded and when film industry is sliding into a dying mess with shrinking market and unstable production, that all is well illustrated in the movie title. Panic however set a fine tone for thrilling, serious, and dark themed movies whose function is not entertainment but education, and Alexander seized the chance to make his work a super-hit.
Some may wish to see "No Movie for a Time" nominated for this year Academy Award, but Alexander says he has no intention to run the game.
"When good men feel powered, and bad guys shamed, my job is done."
That's for today's edition of This Week On Screen, I'm Yuri Izumo, thanks for tuning in.
The screen hit doldrums but new season of "No Movie For a Time" made a comeback, exhilarating huge fans, breathing in fresh air into the faltering flick industries and made a buzz among movie makers and play writers.
It is hailed as a great introspection work scooping out the ill psyche of human being, but some critics say this is just a naive, biased, and ridiculous interpretation of the world through dismal eyes of playwriter Alexander Tenses. Remember Alexander wrote In the show -- "Our days are counted because of cowards of our time", implicitly referring to those big shots who are ready to bow down to Aliens, that words could be offending to some as "Allah is cursed" is to Muslims.
Just now we talked to Alexander Tenses over the phone and this is what he has to respond.
"......those cowards in my blacklist is natural to be critics, they have done something underhand, they want secrets covered up, they standed out as if they were defending for human nature and our dignity, its nothing to do with dignity, what's the point of the human dignity without human conscience? This move, I hope is the voice-carrier of the brave mass who are stranded in the world of confusion and deceit, but never walk in trepidation to face alien threats."
That is Alexander Tenses, the screenplay writer of blockbuster "No Movie for a Time", the movie's debut was in 2007 when the global panic over aliens firstly spreaded and when film industry is sliding into a dying mess with shrinking market and unstable production, that all is well illustrated in the movie title. Panic however set a fine tone for thrilling, serious, and dark themed movies whose function is not entertainment but education, and Alexander seized the chance to make his work a super-hit.
Some may wish to see "No Movie for a Time" nominated for this year Academy Award, but Alexander says he has no intention to run the game.
"When good men feel powered, and bad guys shamed, my job is done."
That's for today's edition of This Week On Screen, I'm Yuri Izumo, thanks for tuning in.
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Karine's Note
Its 8:00 GMT, this is Karine's Note by BBC fake NEWS.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Land for Prosperity" or "a deal for a deal", that's what President Dixsozy of Alien Union called "a gift to mankind". Today in his annually State of the Union speech. he surprised almost everyone even his alien allies by offering human world an economic salvation plan with fund of 300 billion. US dollar but on condition that human territory is tradable.
It is quiet extraordinary as International Space Intelligence Agency (IPIA) suggests that Aliens have softened its tone and show willingness to talk. "They didn't mention about war, they didn't even speak of colonizing human territory, they talk about trade instead. " IPIA chief investigator told Associated Press.
a good sign? will the human kneel down? The world looks divided over the alien offer. European Unions say "economical renaissance is high on agenda", suggesting that EU is itching toward dealing with aliens. China's attitude is much more ambiguous while Australia, US, African leaders are rallying their support for hard-liner camp, they fear their land could be traded with aliens under international and alien pressures."making deal with aliens is the last thing we want" warned US President Hillary Clinton during her trip down to Panama where she emphasized the importance of US military cooperation with Panama to secure the Panama Canal.
Deal or No deal, Peace or War, our survival seems so fragile as we now living in a jittery world jolted by tumbling stock markets, spreading panic, and global icing, but most of all, its not us that are to sharpen the course of our future, it is aliens that hold the key to open or shut Pandora's Box.
That's for today's Karine's Note, be sure to visit our website at http://fakebbcnews.blogspot.com/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Land for Prosperity" or "a deal for a deal", that's what President Dixsozy of Alien Union called "a gift to mankind". Today in his annually State of the Union speech. he surprised almost everyone even his alien allies by offering human world an economic salvation plan with fund of 300 billion. US dollar but on condition that human territory is tradable.
It is quiet extraordinary as International Space Intelligence Agency (IPIA) suggests that Aliens have softened its tone and show willingness to talk. "They didn't mention about war, they didn't even speak of colonizing human territory, they talk about trade instead. " IPIA chief investigator told Associated Press.
a good sign? will the human kneel down? The world looks divided over the alien offer. European Unions say "economical renaissance is high on agenda", suggesting that EU is itching toward dealing with aliens. China's attitude is much more ambiguous while Australia, US, African leaders are rallying their support for hard-liner camp, they fear their land could be traded with aliens under international and alien pressures."making deal with aliens is the last thing we want" warned US President Hillary Clinton during her trip down to Panama where she emphasized the importance of US military cooperation with Panama to secure the Panama Canal.
Deal or No deal, Peace or War, our survival seems so fragile as we now living in a jittery world jolted by tumbling stock markets, spreading panic, and global icing, but most of all, its not us that are to sharpen the course of our future, it is aliens that hold the key to open or shut Pandora's Box.
That's for today's Karine's Note, be sure to visit our website at http://fakebbcnews.blogspot.com/
Sunday, 27 January 2008
Nightly News 1-27-2007
"we quit!"
We hear clapping from the alien side and lament of our side. Hours ago Alien Union unilaterally pronounce the peace talks dead, will this be the tipping point of the whole crisis, we're going to find out on today's coverage.
From our Asian headquarter in China, Nightly News begins.
Good evening everybody, This is Nightly News with John William. As we watch anxiously yesterday where the peace talk might be heading , we are now slashed with a very bad news that the door to peace closed. The world has come to a critical moment, we can't help but ask -- is war imminent and are we prepared? Before we go and find the answer we have our correspondent Larry Bryton report live from Geneva.
"Hello, Larry, tell us whats going on there?"
"Hello John, as we all hear, the peace talks is DEAD. Yesterday chief negotiator Kolya Lev said 'we hit the dead end', that was read as an unofficial dropout of the US delegation, and today we just get the formal message. I think it was very very grave turnout to the world, apparently both sides are meant to be losers. John."
"So what is next step of US delegation"
"Well, the delegation has yet to draft any statement concerning the circumstance, I think they will work it out pretty soon later tonight, US president Hillary Clinton has ask National Outer Space Forces stand-by and call for a united world confronting alien intervene and possibly alien attacks. John"
"thanks Larry. Larry is our European correspondent based in Geneva."
As nightly news continues, the world keep seething for fears over possible wars. at 3:30pm local time Ukraine unexpectedly closed its border with Hungary to fend off floods of security-seekers of the EU member states. Brussels issued a strongly-worded protest urging Ukraine to act as humanitarians with human dignity and conscience. Briliiant Wong reports from Ukraine border town of Try Luzhanka.
"For days security-seekers from neighboring European nations have flocking to Ukraine and Russia for fears that their home countries will be striked. Alien Forces have made US and EU the prime targets of their missile attacks, previously only passport and visa are required on check port, now a special permit is a must but no EU citizen is granted, they all hit the wall, the only solution left is money, or bride, to be more exactly. One passenger told reporter she paid $3000 for crossing but got her mobile and laptop lost during baggage scanning, she believes Ukraine officials took them. 'I was so furious, so frustrated at the human nature!' She grumbled. At the other side of the border vehicles line up and a few people were spotted desperately attempting to tear down the concrete fence. Briliiant Wong, Try Luzhanka, Ukraine."
You're watching Nightly News with John William. We now turn to Asia where China and Russia have jointly launch the Greater East Asia Salvation Plan granting Japanese and Korean citizens free-entry to Chinese and Siberian hinterland if their homeland is attacked, it is also combined with a package of preferential rescue plans for Philippine nationals but US citizen in Guam is not included. Also we heard from Pentagon that Cyber Combat Unit of Pentagon is working in tandem with hackers worldwide to protect human internet from being sabotaged by aliens.
Now the very question that everyone wants an answer, "is war inevitable?", US president denied that Aliens are to attack earth within days but Pentagon refused to comment. sources say Alien Forces re-deployed its troops targetting New York, London, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Beijing and Sydney, in an apparent move to flaunt military muscle and ready for first round of proactive strike. Report from Alien news network Stellar CNN-24/7 suggests two units of Alien Forces will be put in military drill later this week, implying that any skirmish or even large scale conflict may happen right during the drill.
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We hear clapping from the alien side and lament of our side. Hours ago Alien Union unilaterally pronounce the peace talks dead, will this be the tipping point of the whole crisis, we're going to find out on today's coverage.
From our Asian headquarter in China, Nightly News begins.
Good evening everybody, This is Nightly News with John William. As we watch anxiously yesterday where the peace talk might be heading , we are now slashed with a very bad news that the door to peace closed. The world has come to a critical moment, we can't help but ask -- is war imminent and are we prepared? Before we go and find the answer we have our correspondent Larry Bryton report live from Geneva.
"Hello, Larry, tell us whats going on there?"
"Hello John, as we all hear, the peace talks is DEAD. Yesterday chief negotiator Kolya Lev said 'we hit the dead end', that was read as an unofficial dropout of the US delegation, and today we just get the formal message. I think it was very very grave turnout to the world, apparently both sides are meant to be losers. John."
"So what is next step of US delegation"
"Well, the delegation has yet to draft any statement concerning the circumstance, I think they will work it out pretty soon later tonight, US president Hillary Clinton has ask National Outer Space Forces stand-by and call for a united world confronting alien intervene and possibly alien attacks. John"
"thanks Larry. Larry is our European correspondent based in Geneva."
As nightly news continues, the world keep seething for fears over possible wars. at 3:30pm local time Ukraine unexpectedly closed its border with Hungary to fend off floods of security-seekers of the EU member states. Brussels issued a strongly-worded protest urging Ukraine to act as humanitarians with human dignity and conscience. Briliiant Wong reports from Ukraine border town of Try Luzhanka.
"For days security-seekers from neighboring European nations have flocking to Ukraine and Russia for fears that their home countries will be striked. Alien Forces have made US and EU the prime targets of their missile attacks, previously only passport and visa are required on check port, now a special permit is a must but no EU citizen is granted, they all hit the wall, the only solution left is money, or bride, to be more exactly. One passenger told reporter she paid $3000 for crossing but got her mobile and laptop lost during baggage scanning, she believes Ukraine officials took them. 'I was so furious, so frustrated at the human nature!' She grumbled. At the other side of the border vehicles line up and a few people were spotted desperately attempting to tear down the concrete fence. Briliiant Wong, Try Luzhanka, Ukraine."
You're watching Nightly News with John William. We now turn to Asia where China and Russia have jointly launch the Greater East Asia Salvation Plan granting Japanese and Korean citizens free-entry to Chinese and Siberian hinterland if their homeland is attacked, it is also combined with a package of preferential rescue plans for Philippine nationals but US citizen in Guam is not included. Also we heard from Pentagon that Cyber Combat Unit of Pentagon is working in tandem with hackers worldwide to protect human internet from being sabotaged by aliens.
Now the very question that everyone wants an answer, "is war inevitable?", US president denied that Aliens are to attack earth within days but Pentagon refused to comment. sources say Alien Forces re-deployed its troops targetting New York, London, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Beijing and Sydney, in an apparent move to flaunt military muscle and ready for first round of proactive strike. Report from Alien news network Stellar CNN-24/7 suggests two units of Alien Forces will be put in military drill later this week, implying that any skirmish or even large scale conflict may happen right during the drill.
That's for today's Nightly News, thanks for tuning in. remember you can always "watch" BBC fake news at http://fakebbcnews.blogspot.com./
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Saturday, 26 January 2008
World Brielfing 1-26-2007
Its 19:00 GMT, this is World Briefing from BBC fake news.
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Crisis talks resumed today in Geneva between Alien representatives and world leaders, aiming to work out a compensate deal for victims in the deadly space crash of last week which claims lives of 329 alien passengers on board and three NASA crew members, but chances of reconciliation looks dismal as both sides stand firm in their stances. Our european correspondent Larry Bryton reports from Geneva.
In press brief held early this morning (GMT 8:30) chief negotiator Kolya Lev of US delegation went so far as to hint that the deal is nowhere to be made."I hope everyone will appreciate the seriousness of the impasse, the truth is we hit the dead end "He addressed to a group of international media and refuse to give out more detail beneath the ongoing negotiation.
Kolya Lev is accompanying US president Hillary Clinton during US-alien union round talk.
Back to Washington Sen. Obama lash out at Hillary's optimism and called for "zero tolerance" on any possible alien intruding."Its ridiculous to stake all on an talk which is not fair at the very start and which may hardly yield anything substantial, United States should be prepared for any circumstance", Senator also accused alien side of playing political game which he has seen enough from Hillary camp during 2008 presidential campaign.
The interstellar crisis triggered by catatrophic crash of a NASA spacecraft in military drill and an alien outer space jumbo jet AX-200 went deteriorating after both sides refuse to compromise on key issues --- The alien demands a formal apology, release of black box video-recording of NASA spacecraft, and ceding human territory about the same size of Alaska to alien domain as compensation, the US on behave of the world did apologize but rebut any bargain on sovereignty.
Alien forces doesn't role out possibility of retaliation and has so far deployed three space carriers on orbits no less than 300 miles above New York, London and Hong Kong, three financial hubs vital to world economy.
As tension runs high, global panic over possible alien strike spreads to every corner. Stock market see freefall for the second week, and with more exodus going on. energy reserves are in shortage warning in most industrial countries
"If they strike Nylon Kong, (namely NYC, London and Hong Kong) the whole planet will be Ground Zero " analysts say.
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