Karine's Note

Its 8:00 GMT, this is Karine's Note by BBC fake NEWS.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Land for Prosperity" or "a deal for a deal", that's what President Dixsozy of Alien Union called "a gift to mankind". Today in his annually State of the Union speech. he surprised almost everyone even his alien allies by offering human world an economic salvation plan with fund of 300 billion. US dollar but on condition that human territory is tradable.

It is quiet extraordinary as International Space Intelligence Agency (IPIA) suggests that Aliens have softened its tone and show willingness to talk. "They didn't mention about war, they didn't even speak of colonizing human territory, they talk about trade instead. " IPIA chief investigator told Associated Press.

a good sign? will the human kneel down? The world looks divided over the alien offer. European Unions say "economical renaissance is high on agenda", suggesting that EU is itching toward dealing with aliens. China's attitude is much more ambiguous while Australia, US, African leaders are rallying their support for hard-liner camp, they fear their land could be traded with aliens under international and alien pressures."making deal with aliens is the last thing we want" warned US President Hillary Clinton during her trip down to Panama where she emphasized the importance of US military cooperation with Panama to secure the Panama Canal.

Deal or No deal, Peace or War, our survival seems so fragile as we now living in a jittery world jolted by tumbling stock markets, spreading panic, and global icing, but most of all, its not us that are to sharpen the course of our future, it is aliens that hold the key to open or shut Pandora's Box.

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Nightly News 1-27-2007

"we quit!"

We hear clapping from the alien side and lament of our side. Hours ago Alien Union unilaterally pronounce the peace talks dead, will this be the tipping point of the whole crisis, we're going to find out on today's coverage.

From our Asian headquarter in China, Nightly News begins.

Good evening everybody, This is Nightly News with John William. As we watch anxiously yesterday where the peace talk might be heading , we are now slashed with a very bad news that the door to peace closed. The world has come to a critical moment, we can't help but ask -- is war imminent and are we prepared? Before we go and find the answer we have our correspondent Larry Bryton report live from Geneva.

"Hello, Larry, tell us whats going on there?"

"Hello John, as we all hear, the peace talks is DEAD. Yesterday chief negotiator Kolya Lev said 'we hit the dead end', that was read as an unofficial dropout of the US delegation, and today we just get the formal message. I think it was very very grave turnout to the world, apparently both sides are meant to be losers. John."

"So what is next step of US delegation"

"Well, the delegation has yet to draft any statement concerning the circumstance, I think they will work it out pretty soon later tonight, US president Hillary Clinton has ask National Outer Space Forces stand-by and call for a united world confronting alien intervene and possibly alien attacks. John"

"thanks Larry. Larry is our European correspondent based in Geneva."

As nightly news continues, the world keep seething for fears over possible wars. at 3:30pm local time Ukraine unexpectedly closed its border with Hungary to fend off floods of security-seekers of the EU member states. Brussels issued a strongly-worded protest urging Ukraine to act as humanitarians with human dignity and conscience. Briliiant Wong reports from Ukraine border town of Try Luzhanka.

"For days security-seekers from neighboring European nations have flocking to Ukraine and Russia for fears that their home countries will be striked. Alien Forces have made US and EU the prime targets of their missile attacks, previously only passport and visa are required on check port, now a special permit is a must but no EU citizen is granted, they all hit the wall, the only solution left is money, or bride, to be more exactly. One passenger told reporter she paid $3000 for crossing but got her mobile and laptop lost during baggage scanning, she believes Ukraine officials took them. 'I was so furious, so frustrated at the human nature!' She grumbled. At the other side of the border vehicles line up and a few people were spotted desperately attempting to tear down the concrete fence. Briliiant Wong, Try Luzhanka, Ukraine."

You're watching Nightly News with John William. We now turn to Asia where China and Russia have jointly launch the Greater East Asia Salvation Plan granting Japanese and Korean citizens free-entry to Chinese and Siberian hinterland if their homeland is attacked, it is also combined with a package of preferential rescue plans for Philippine nationals but US citizen in Guam is not included. Also we heard from Pentagon that Cyber Combat Unit of Pentagon is working in tandem with hackers worldwide to protect human internet from being sabotaged by aliens.

Now the very question that everyone wants an answer, "is war inevitable?", US president denied that Aliens are to attack earth within days but Pentagon refused to comment. sources say Alien Forces re-deployed its troops targetting New York, London, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Beijing and Sydney, in an apparent move to flaunt military muscle and ready for first round of proactive strike. Report from Alien news network Stellar CNN-24/7 suggests two units of Alien Forces will be put in military drill later this week, implying that any skirmish or even large scale conflict may happen right during the drill.

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World Brielfing 1-26-2007

Its 19:00 GMT, this is World Briefing from BBC fake news.

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Crisis talks resumed today in Geneva between Alien representatives and world leaders, aiming to work out a compensate deal for victims in the deadly space crash of last week which claims lives of 329 alien passengers on board and three NASA crew members, but chances of reconciliation looks dismal as both sides stand firm in their stances. Our european correspondent Larry Bryton reports from Geneva.

In press brief held early this morning (GMT 8:30) chief negotiator Kolya Lev of US delegation went so far as to hint that the deal is nowhere to be made."I hope everyone will appreciate the seriousness of the impasse, the truth is we hit the dead end "He addressed to a group of international media and refuse to give out more detail beneath the ongoing negotiation.

Kolya Lev is accompanying US president Hillary Clinton during US-alien union round talk.

Back to Washington Sen. Obama lash out at Hillary's optimism and called for "zero tolerance" on any possible alien intruding."Its ridiculous to stake all on an talk which is not fair at the very start and which may hardly yield anything substantial, United States should be prepared for any circumstance", Senator also accused alien side of playing political game which he has seen enough from Hillary camp during 2008 presidential campaign.

The interstellar crisis triggered by catatrophic crash of a NASA spacecraft in military drill and an alien outer space jumbo jet AX-200 went deteriorating after both sides refuse to compromise on key issues --- The alien demands a formal apology, release of black box video-recording of NASA spacecraft, and ceding human territory about the same size of Alaska to alien domain as compensation, the US on behave of the world did apologize but rebut any bargain on sovereignty.

Alien forces doesn't role out possibility of retaliation and has so far deployed three space carriers on orbits no less than 300 miles above New York, London and Hong Kong, three financial hubs vital to world economy.

As tension runs high, global panic over possible alien strike spreads to every corner. Stock market see freefall for the second week, and with more exodus going on. energy reserves are in shortage warning in most industrial countries

"If they strike Nylon Kong, (namely NYC, London and Hong Kong) the whole planet will be Ground Zero " analysts say.