"we quit!"
We hear clapping from the alien side and lament of our side. Hours ago Alien Union unilaterally pronounce the peace talks dead, will this be the tipping point of the whole crisis, we're going to find out on today's coverage.
From our Asian headquarter in China, Nightly News begins.
Good evening everybody, This is Nightly News with John William. As we watch anxiously yesterday where the peace talk might be heading , we are now slashed with a very bad news that the door to peace closed. The world has come to a critical moment, we can't help but ask -- is war imminent and are we prepared? Before we go and find the answer we have our correspondent Larry Bryton report live from Geneva.
"Hello, Larry, tell us whats going on there?"
"Hello John, as we all hear, the peace talks is DEAD. Yesterday chief negotiator Kolya Lev said 'we hit the dead end', that was read as an unofficial dropout of the US delegation, and today we just get the formal message. I think it was very very grave turnout to the world, apparently both sides are meant to be losers. John."
"So what is next step of US delegation"
"Well, the delegation has yet to draft any statement concerning the circumstance, I think they will work it out pretty soon later tonight, US president Hillary Clinton has ask National Outer Space Forces stand-by and call for a united world confronting alien intervene and possibly alien attacks. John"
"thanks Larry. Larry is our European correspondent based in Geneva."
As nightly news continues, the world keep seething for fears over possible wars. at 3:30pm local time Ukraine unexpectedly closed its border with Hungary to fend off floods of security-seekers of the EU member states. Brussels issued a strongly-worded protest urging Ukraine to act as humanitarians with human dignity and conscience. Briliiant Wong reports from Ukraine border town of Try Luzhanka.
"For days security-seekers from neighboring European nations have flocking to Ukraine and Russia for fears that their home countries will be striked. Alien Forces have made US and EU the prime targets of their missile attacks, previously only passport and visa are required on check port, now a special permit is a must but no EU citizen is granted, they all hit the wall, the only solution left is money, or bride, to be more exactly. One passenger told reporter she paid $3000 for crossing but got her mobile and laptop lost during baggage scanning, she believes Ukraine officials took them. 'I was so furious, so frustrated at the human nature!' She grumbled. At the other side of the border vehicles line up and a few people were spotted desperately attempting to tear down the concrete fence. Briliiant Wong, Try Luzhanka, Ukraine."
You're watching Nightly News with John William. We now turn to Asia where China and Russia have jointly launch the Greater East Asia Salvation Plan granting Japanese and Korean citizens free-entry to Chinese and Siberian hinterland if their homeland is attacked, it is also combined with a package of preferential rescue plans for Philippine nationals but US citizen in Guam is not included. Also we heard from Pentagon that Cyber Combat Unit of Pentagon is working in tandem with hackers worldwide to protect human internet from being sabotaged by aliens.
Now the very question that everyone wants an answer, "is war inevitable?", US president denied that Aliens are to attack earth within days but Pentagon refused to comment. sources say Alien Forces re-deployed its troops targetting New York, London, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Beijing and Sydney, in an apparent move to flaunt military muscle and ready for first round of proactive strike. Report from Alien news network Stellar CNN-24/7 suggests two units of Alien Forces will be put in military drill later this week, implying that any skirmish or even large scale conflict may happen right during the drill.
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